From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form
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But baby, you have to move on. The fact that he doesn’t appreciate the affection you gave does not measure your self-worth. Now chin up and smile. You are a prize.
“What’re you up to?” His simple text said.
“Just eating cereal and lying in bed.”
“What if I was with you?” he responded with ease,
“I guess I’d get more cereal if I please.”
And that’s when he said it, that simpering lad, that stupid response that makes all of us mad.
My mind filled with dread, with a twist in my gut,
I picked up my phone and read: “Haha, and then what ;)”
i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

